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Sunday, March 8, 2015

Bachelorette Party Cakes Gone Wild: Explicit Masterpieces Beyond Penises

Let's face it, bachelorette parties put penis cakes on the map. We've all seen them. So let's go above and beyond. Let's look at some other inappropriate cakes that will make your guests scream at your naughty novelty deliciousness!

To Have & To Hold
To Have & To Hold by Great Bakes
photo from Pintrest
We think this cake is cute. Something about the cartoon blush on Mr. Dick's shy face makes it seem like *this* is very female-initiated. Ladies, go forth and get yours - while your'e at it, enjoy this hilarious caricature of your personal life. The lips, the tongue, and the bride are all (hopefully) very much in charge of their sexual destiny and this cake celebrates that. His little smile is just too "Awww, shucks!" to resist.

SPOILER ALERT: Don't read any further unless you're prepared to see goofy cartoon porn that you can also eat.

Naughty With Extra Sides Of Naughty
Sensational Cakes

Well, we warned you. This cake really just got down to business. It promises a life of…um… wedded bliss to a lucky bachelorette, and, after all, isn't that what we all want for our friends? Go ahead, itty-bitty marzipan people - do you're little married thing. Somebody's prolly' gonna eat you soon, though…

Booty Cake Numero Dos

Nicki Minaj Booty Cake

In 2015, butts are so in-style we needed two cakes to hold all dat ass. So, while we probably don't need to introduce it, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Nicki Minaj Cake


Vagina Cupcakes
Cupcakes by Dora Savage

Our first installment of inappropriate bachelorette party penis cakes featured cupcakes for every size and color penis, and these artistic creations would compliment them oh so well! Each one is a beautiful, subtle flower for your guests to nosh on. We're always down to celebrate the beauty in every woman!  They look delicious - even the ones with "blood" on them.. Yikers! (points to the baker for such realism)

- written by JLK

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