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Sunday, August 3, 2014

Bachelorette Party Penis Cakes: The Art of the Inappropriate Masterpiece

Anybody can write "Here cums the bride" or "To have and to hold" or even (our personal favorite) "Wishing you lots of hapPENIS" on a phallic cake.  It takes someone truly skilled to take the distasteful fun up a notch!  Miss Fit Academy sees many brides-to-be dance through their doors so, for all of the bachelorettes out there, here are some of our very favorite sweet and naughty concoctions:

All-Inclusive Cupcakes
Bachelorette Party Penis Cupcakes
Diversity should be celebrated and there is certainly a cupcake for everyone here.  Circumcised, uncircumcised, big, small, flaccid, erect, or any color of the rainbow - every penis is a special marzipan masterpiece on top of these carrot cake and cream cheese frosted cupcakes.

Feeling Hot Hot Hot 
Bachelorette Party Penis Cakes
Its super hard (heh) to ignore the flames shooting out of strategic locations on this cake, but our favorite part is the purple flower g-string.  The pink zebra background and sparkly jewels are a nice touch, though.  A penis cake is irreverent in and of itself but you know it's gonna be a real party when fire starts shooting out all over the place!

The Pop Out
The Pop Out Penis Cake
Just friendly little Richard popping out to say "Hello!"  It's hard not to be happy about those pink boxer shorts and the welcoming, goofy grin. The enthusiastic wave is charming and whimsical and what we imagine a penis would be doing if it had hands. This cake is just adorable and sure to put a smile on your bachelorette party guests faces.


Every Sperm is Sacred
Every Sperm is Sacred
Let's reassemble some dignity after that last cake, shall we?  While not technically a "penis" cake, this tasteful three tiered delicacy still gets the point across. The butterflies escorting the little swimmers gives it a classy, feminine feel. This one transcends the bachelorette party genre and might even be appropriate for a baby shower!

Leftover Penis Cake Pan?

Penis Cake Pan Ideas
At the end of the day, you can always bake your own penis cake.  But a penis cake pan is no one hit wonder. Above are some great alternative cakes that can be made with a little imagination.  Other ideas include a spaceship, a light house, maybe a christmas tree, the Washington Monument, and even a balloon bouquet

Scroconut
penis cake

Scrotum+ Coconut <:D Good night everybody!




-written by JLK

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