Anybody can write "Here cums the bride" or "To have and to hold" or even (our personal favorite) "Wishing you lots of hapPENIS" on a phallic cake. It takes someone truly skilled to take the distasteful fun up a notch! Miss Fit Academy sees many brides-to-be dance through their doors so, for all of the bachelorettes out there, here are some of our very favorite sweet and naughty concoctions:
Diversity should be celebrated and there is certainly a cupcake for everyone here. Circumcised, uncircumcised, big, small, flaccid, erect, or any color of the rainbow - every penis is a special marzipan masterpiece on top of these carrot cake and cream cheese frosted cupcakes.
Feeling Hot Hot Hot
Its super hard (heh) to ignore the flames shooting out of strategic locations on this cake, but our favorite part is the purple flower g-string. The pink zebra background and sparkly jewels are a nice touch, though. A penis cake is irreverent in and of itself but you know it's gonna be a real party when fire starts shooting out all over the place!
The Pop Out
Every Sperm is Sacred
Leftover Penis Cake Pan?
At the end of the day, you can always bake your own penis cake. But a penis cake pan is no one hit wonder. Above are some great alternative cakes that can be made with a little imagination. Other ideas include a spaceship, a light house, maybe a christmas tree, the Washington Monument, and even a balloon bouquet!
Scrotum+ Coconut <:D Good night everybody!
-written by JLK